The Care and Feeding of a Void King

On the auction block of the inter-dimensional Gilded Market, Vesper is less concerned with her impending sale and more annoyed by the auctioneer's grammatical errors. When Lord Syzygy, a terrifying entity of pure static, purchases her for the price of absolute silence, Vesper expects death. Instead, she finds herself in a physics-defying castle at the end of the universe, redecorating the void and teaching a monster that love requires better interior design than screaming flowers.